Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
