just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
my poor anus
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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