We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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