She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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