Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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