I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Help. Why am I so naked?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
