false alarm. still invincible.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
