What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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