I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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