belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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