KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The adults are the big ones right?
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