..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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