What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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