I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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