I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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