I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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