It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Will exercising make me less horny?
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