woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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