Well douche your snatch and let's go!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My ATM looks so different sober.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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