So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
then he tried to convert me to islam
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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