Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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