some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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