I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
