Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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