so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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