Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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