I just made out with a guy for $7.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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