i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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