Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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