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I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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