Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
