I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
