so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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