He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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