Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Do vagina's smell?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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