I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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