Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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