Fuck appropriateness.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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