My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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