did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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