yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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