have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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