Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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