honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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