just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I accidentally burped into my bong.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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