So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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