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Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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