Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm passing your future prison.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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