i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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