I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
